Random Boring Stories
He was lying on the floor. He didn't have a thing to do. He was so bored that breathing out loud sounded funny. He started poking his own fingers and only stopped 2 hours later. Suddenly his TV turned on and there was a video music playing. He didn't like the song and turned it off. The phone rang, a girl was on the other side. "Hey darling, wanna go out?" She said. "No" He closed his eyes and slept untill the dawn.
The other day, the phone rang again. She said: "Last chance honey, wanna go out, WITH ME?". "I don't know" He said. He didn't hear her saying goodbye. He put his ear phones and plugged them to a mp3 player. Closed his eyes and tried to sleep. The knocking noise on the door didn't make him wake up. But the door falling apart did. It was the girl, and she said. "WE'RE GOING OUT!"
They're on the shopping mall, she's holding his hand and pulling him to come with her, and he's just walking to not fall in the ground. His face still looks like shit, and she says. "What's wrong with you? Don't you like hanging out with girls?". "Yes, I do. I'm just bored". "How the hell can you be bored with a girl on your side?!". "You're not doing anything that only a girl could do." She kissed him, a long and deep kiss. She smiles. He's still with the same shitty face. She whines. "Sorry, I didn't know you were g..." He interrupts. "I'm not gay, I'm just starting to have fun" He kisses her. She says. "Now I'M having fun..."
The other day, the phone rang again. She said: "Last chance honey, wanna go out, WITH ME?". "I don't know" He said. He didn't hear her saying goodbye. He put his ear phones and plugged them to a mp3 player. Closed his eyes and tried to sleep. The knocking noise on the door didn't make him wake up. But the door falling apart did. It was the girl, and she said. "WE'RE GOING OUT!"
They're on the shopping mall, she's holding his hand and pulling him to come with her, and he's just walking to not fall in the ground. His face still looks like shit, and she says. "What's wrong with you? Don't you like hanging out with girls?". "Yes, I do. I'm just bored". "How the hell can you be bored with a girl on your side?!". "You're not doing anything that only a girl could do." She kissed him, a long and deep kiss. She smiles. He's still with the same shitty face. She whines. "Sorry, I didn't know you were g..." He interrupts. "I'm not gay, I'm just starting to have fun" He kisses her. She says. "Now I'M having fun..."